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3 Women you’d like to bring home to Mom

Posted in women with tags , on May 15, 2008 by maxpwnage

There are hot actresses and there are hot actresses. But not all of them you can bring home to mom. For example, Angelina Jolie is one great babe but with all the tattoos on her skin and her hone-wrecking tendencies, Mom might just not approve. So the best would be the innocent looking hot girls.

Scarlett Johansson. She has that most popular girl in school kind of look. She’s sweet and although she doesn’t truly believe in monogamy, she will work hard for a relationship to end up that way.

Jessica Biel. She’s one of the guys in a very sweet way. With her athletic nature, I do not doubt that there are just numerous activities that we can share together. So you get a buddy, a sweet girl and a hottie all in one. Perfect for me, perfect for mom.

Jessica Alba. Hot, beautiful and principled. Jessica Alba refuses to exploit her beauty and her sexiness on film. Fantastic! With her any man will feel safe and secure.

These are the 3 top women I’d want to introduce to my mom if I had a chance. The operative phrase: if I had a chance. Well I know it will never happen but there’s nothing wrong with dreaming.